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Top Ten Messages Left On Joe The Plumberapos;s Answering Machine
10. "Hey, heard you mentioned in the debate. Now can you come over and get the hairball out of my drain?"
9. "Joe Six Pack calling; what are you trying to pull?"
8. "Sorry, wrong number. I was looking for Larry the Cable Guy"
7. "Dude -- did you get to meet Fannie Mae?"
6. "This is Sarah Palin, do you consider yourself a maverick plumber?"
5. "You had a better night than Joe the Dodgersapos; manager."
4. "This is Bob Schieffer. Hijack one of my debates again and Iapos;ll bust your kneecaps with a pipe wrench."
3. "Joe, you gotta get a copy of this Late Show Fun Facts book -- itapos;s hilarious"
2. "Itapos;s Brian from The Late Show, are you available tonight if McCain cancels?"
1. "Itapos;s Madonna, are you seeing anybody?"
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